Note to self, if I ever steal a goat, work up a better cover story.
Everything went according to plan for two pajama-clad stepsisters who took a goat they’d freed from a Minnesota zoo for a late-night walk.
Until they told the Mankato police officer who stopped them about 11:30 p.m. Saturday that the animal lived in their bedroom closet.
I have to say, to a pair of pre-teen girls, a goat is probably a cute and cuddly animal. And I imagine any goat would agree that living with two preteen girls who love you enough to steal you from the Sibley Park Zoo has to be preferable to living behind bars with the other stinky animals.
But they needed a better cover story for the cops. I don’t think he bought the story they tried.
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