So the blood in the Denver theater shooting hasn’t even cooled and the usual suspects are already dancing in it.
Tell me that it doesn’t remind you of this…

Remove the piano, Schroeder, and Lucy, add a shooter and some blood and you have the typical CSGV anti-gun screed.
I need some help from all you artistic types out there. Please draw me Ladd Everitt dancing like Snoopy in a pool of blood. For reference, here’s Ladd.

I call this photo “Mistress PEG and the Pony Boys” because all that’s missing is a whip in the hands of Protest Easy Gun’s Abby Spangler and the other two dweebs dressed as Pony Boys
He’s the bald douche on the right.
He needs to have the stupid scraggly goatee and be wearing a tee-shirt with the square CSGV logo on it. Maybe even a “hoodie.”
Can anyone help me out? Said Joseph Campbell:
Yep. Someone PLEASE hold a mirror up to the anti-gunners’ nature.



Of course Ladd is going to be all over this. This is the time where he can actually appear to be doing something. This tragedy has probably already secured him some more Joyce money.