Assault Weapons cause home invasion!

I’m sure that it was the fault of the “Assault Weapons” involved.

Police said that about 6:30 p.m. Oct. 18, (Suspect 1) and (Suspect 2) forced their way into a home at 2811 Dexter Ave., threatened the people inside with assault rifles and made away with $150.

It has to be the guns. Otherwise we might have to blame the poor deluded choirboys behind the guns.

Suspect 1

Suspect 2

I’m sure that they were just getting their lives together after a youth spent hanging around with the wrong crowd. If it hadn’t been for those “Assault Weapons” they would have made it to church that day instead of robbing that family.