There’s a certain etiquette to strip clubs. You should keep your hands to your self, you should try to be reasonably polite to the staff, and you shouldn’t try to tip the dancers with counterfeit money.
That’s just a douche move. When a woman is taking off her clothes and cavorting about in your lap, you pay her. You don’t try to pass off photocopied C-notes as the real deal.
Suspect 1 (note, the middle names don’t match. The age, location, and crimes fit thought)
Not cool, man. Not cool at all.