I guess that old arsonists have to live somewhere, but when the day comes that I have to place my parents in assisted living I don’t want arsonists living with them.
I’ve never seen the attraction to fire outside of something to keep me warm or cook my food.
Of course, other people have different opinions. I just don’t want them living with my parents.

Without fire we wouldn’t have firearms, now would we?
Now Son, It may prove to be entertaining. If he brings his matches and Mom and I bring our 45s we can decide amongst ourselves who brought the wrong toy. Mom said she is up for it.
Mom and Dad For The Win!