Committing the crimes Americans won’t commit

So you’re driving along, minding your own business when all of a sudden,

A Garner man was seriously injured in a hit-and-run crash early Sunday on Garner Road in Southeast Raleigh.

But it gets worse.

According to an immigration report, (Suspect) returned to the U.S. illegally from Mexico after a previous deportation. His record shows a DWI conviction from 2008.

It must be this guy

Suspect

So we live in a country that can’t even keep people from smuggling themselves in. And the crazy gun haters think they can ban whole classes of firearms? In the unlikely event that semi-auto rifles are banned, I predict that floods of fully automatic rifles will be smuggled across the border along with the drugs and the illegals.

I, of course, will not have a full auto rifle. I won’t be giving up my semi-auto in the first place.