Hitting the gas clerk

Stealing gas is a douche move. This just makes it worse.

A Hickory woman is being accused of hitting a store clerk with her car after driving off without paying for her gas.

You have to be really stupid to run over a clerk’s foot and then hope she won’t write down your license plate number.

Suspect

She’s not only a prolific thief, she’s just too stupid to get away with it.

One Response to Hitting the gas clerk

  1. And therein lies the problem. What do you do with a person with a 2-digit IQ and a lengthy criminal record? They’re unemployable, but still allowed to vote (Democrat, of course).