I’m not really sure what to say about this one. It must have made for an interesting police report.
A man found wearing a trash bag and urinating on a parked vehicle early Friday morning told police he was sexually assaulted behind a downtown Wilmington nightclub, authorities said.
He was naked except for a trash bag around his waist and initially refused to tell officers what happened out of concern that a family member would find out, according to a report from the Wilmington Police Department.
After further questioning, however, the victim told police he had a consensual sex encounter earlier that evening in a restroom inside the bar, but a second incident that occurred outside in the alley was forced, according to the report.
Well, whatever happened, you can’t accuse him of dressing slutty and inviting the assault. Not when he was wearing a trash bag.