Winner of “You are the biggest douche” award dies in Harnett County

Among the biggest of dick maneuvers possible is to take advantage of a friend’s trust and then sell all his stuff. It’s even worse when that friend is a soldier deployed to a war zone.
The “friend” is no longer in a position to do this ever again.
They’ve checked, and the soldier is still in Afghanistan, so unless he’s now the record holder of the worlds longest sniper shot, he’s in the clear. Though they haven’t said if the soldier convinced the Air Force to send a Reaper to shoot the “friend” with a Hellfire missile. Even if he did, I don’t think they will be able to find 12 people who would convict him.
Luckily most of the stuff has been traced and will be returned.
It’s the handgun that confuses me. It’s a crime to sell a handgun to someone who doesn’t have a purchase permit or a Concealed Handgun Permit. It’s also a crime to receive a pistol without one of those two permits. One hopes that while he was breaking all the other laws, the “friend” made an effort to comply with NC firearms law.
I’m not going to hold my breath, though. I like the Smurfs, but I don’t want to look like one.

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One response to “Winner of “You are the biggest douche” award dies in Harnett County

  1. They’ve checked, and the soldier is still in Afghanistan, so unless he’s now the record holder of the worlds longest sniper shot, he’s in the clear.

    HA!

    Personally, I kinda wish dude weren’t dead. The soldier whose shite got stole deserved a fair crack at him. Just the same, no love lost.

    tweaker