Fayetteville PD puts gangs on Double Secret Probation

The Fayetteville Police Department has hit upon the ultimate solution to crime. The restraining order!
(Grumpy Old Man voice)
Hey, all you kids, stop breaking the law!
This polar bear tells you what he thinks of this plan.

Hey, here’s an idea. If they are dangerous, catch them breaking the law and put them in jail! It’s so simple! People in jail cannot come to the Dogwood Festival!


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