Wherein an Australian stripper comes to my defense

Way back in March, I posted a story about a convicted felon who buried a dog alive. He claimed that the dog had been poisoned and he was trying to end its suffering.

I linked to the story, and I even left a comment on the story pointing out his lengthy criminal record. This apparently incensed him. He left two comments. I will copy them in all their grammatical glory. (language warning)

MY BACKGROUND DONT HAVE ANYTHING ABOUT HARMING ANY ANIMALS SO WHAT THE FUCK MY RECORD GOT TO DO WIT STUPID U SHOULD B N JAIL STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

and

AS A MATTER FACT IF U CHECK MY RECORD U WOULDNT B RUNNING YOUR MOUTH MOTHER FUCKER

Make sure to scroll through and read all the rest of his intelligent discourse.

Now I don’t spend a lot of time on Facebook, so I didn’t see any notifications that this clown had responded. Today, I saw that someone else had. Coming to my defense, or at least the defense of decency everywhere was Zyla, ExoticEntertainer, dancer at The Firm, Adelaide’s Premier Gentleman’s Club. (possibly NSFW) Yep, I got backup from an Australian stripper.

How doesn’t your background have something to do with this? You have abused a woman and a police officer so you’re obviously capable of inflicting harm on another living thing. Not to mention the theft and drug charges.

You are a sick and twisted individual. People like you make me want to get into law enforcement.

Is it just me or does this comment sound even better if you mentally dub in the Australian accent? My wife’s been watching Satisfaction on NetFlix instant lately, so female Australian accents are easy for me to imagine.

So, if anyone happens to go to Adelaide, Australia, please stop in at The Firm and say thanks to Zyla. Remember that the best kind of thanks is the kind that folds and spends.

Aren’t the internets grand?

3 responses to “Wherein an Australian stripper comes to my defense

  1. Damn, you’re a week late! I was in Adelaide last week… sigh

  2. Well OldNFO, you know what to do next time you’re Down Under.

  3. I just had an image of a guy dressed like the messenger in Young Frankenstein saying “Miss Zyla, I have travelled all the way from the US to bring you thanks from-“