Perhaps wearing clothes would have been a better choice

There are some simple rules in life that will get you through most of your problems. Wearing pants is generally a good idea. Getting naked, running around Raleigh, shouting obscenities, and “getting physically aggressive” with the cops is not a good life choice.

They say officers responded to a call about a naked man shouting obscenities near the intersection of Wiggs and Mial streets in the Five Points neighborhood about 3:45 a.m.

After officers used the Taser, (Suspect) collapsed and was pronounced dead at the scene, police said.

It’s not the first time police have had to chase him down.

Suspect

Unsurprisingly, the sort of people who run about on city streets while stark nekkid, screaming obscenities generally have other issues going on.

So keep this in mind, boys and girls. Unless you are Robb Allen, wear pants.

One response to “Perhaps wearing clothes would have been a better choice

  1. “Wearing pants is generally a good idea.” Lolz. nice