A bullet hole and a helicopter ride

I like riding in helicopters. For some reason, however, they keep demanding that I pay for all my helicopter rides. Free helicopter rides are reserved for people with serious medical issues.

The man hospitalized after a shooting in High Point this evening has been transported by helicopter to Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center.

Why do I say that his helicopter ride is free? And why isn’t his insurance going to have to pay for it?

Victim

Because his insurance is you and me. He keeps breaking the law and we keep paying the bill.

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