Suspicious hitchhiker

If you’re going to hitchhike your way away from the crime scene, get your story straight.

Mueller says he was searching for the suspects when he saw (Suspect) trying to hitchhike about a mile from the home.

(Suspect) said he had been at a party and was walking to his girlfriend’s house in Gaffney. But Mueller says (Suspect) admitted he had been part of the burglary after he was caught lying about the party location.

So what sort of person robs a house, runs, and tries to hitchhike his way back home?

Suspect

They get dumber every year.