His Bloody Valentine

So you think your boyfriend/girlfriend is a bit psycho? How about this guy.

According to police, a man walked into the Rowan County Magistrate’s Office around 6:25 pm Thursday night and told officials he had just stabbed his girlfriend inside an apartment.

But police say before going inside he used the woman’s blood to draw a heart with initials in it on the side of the building.

How does that conversation go, exactly?

  • Crazy Psycho Boyfriend: “Hey cop type people, I’ve just stabbed my girlfriend to death.”
  • Magistrate’s Office Personnel: “OK, anything else you’d like to add to your statement?”
  • Crazy Psycho Boyfriend: “Umm, well there’s the bloody heart I just drew on the outside of this building using her blood. Oh, and I initialed it just so that you know it’s my artwork.”

This will not surprise you.

Suspect

I can’t make heads or tails of his conviction record. It says up top that he spent 16 years, 1 month, and 15 days in prison, but none of the stuff he got prison for appears to have an “offense date.” You have to wonder what his girlfriend saw in him.

It does seem that he wants to go back to prison. He should get the death penalty, which in this state is he gets put on death row and then dies of old age.

One response to “His Bloody Valentine

  1. Another real winner…