The Greatest Gun Control Plan of Our Lives

Please, I’m begging the Dems to take up this plan and run with it.

The student activists who crashed the political arena after the mass shooting last year at their high school in Parkland, Fla., are throwing their weight behind a new and ambitious gun-control program that they hope will set the tone for the debate following the most recent mass shootings and headed into the 2020 elections.

Oh? So what’s David (Camera) Hogg’s plan?

Every day in America, more than 100 lives are taken by the deadly epidemic of gun violence. Among young people, gun violence has become a top cause of death, second only to drug overdoses. It has many root causes, including hate, poverty, and despair. It’s a deeply intersectional issue, inextricably bound with our long journey for racial justice, economic justice, immigrant rights, and the rights of our LGBTQ allies. And it’s amplified by the societal belief that a gun can solve our problems. Gun violence is destroying our generation. This is simply unacceptable. That’s why, as survivors and students of March For Our Lives, we believe it’s time for a Peace Plan for a Safer America.

OH! A PLAN! Gimme some nuts and bolt, please. I’d like to know what you think the terms of our surrender should be.


Advocate and pass legislation to raise the national standard for gun ownership: a national licensing and registry system that promotes responsible gun ownership; a ban on assault weapons, high-capacity magazines, and other weapons of war; policies to disarm gun owners who pose a risk to themselves or others; and a national gun buy-back program to reduce the estimated 265-393 million firearms in circulation by at least 30%.

Let me see if I can break that down into action steps

  • Hold Star Chamber hearings to take away the civil rights of people convicted of no crime.
  • Ban Semi-Auto rifles. (and probably a whole lot more)
  • Ban magazines that hold more bullets than I have fingers.
  • Confiscate them, but throw a few bones at the citizens serfs you just took them from.
  • Keep taking guns until there are only about 200 million left.
  • Make a complete list of all citizens serfs who have official permission from the government Soviet to possess arms suitable to their condition and as allowed by law.
  • Make a complete registry of all guns that remain permitted so they can be collected at a later date when the rules change.

OK, what’s next


Mobilize an urgent and comprehensive federal response: declare a national emergency around gun violence and announce an audacious goal to reduce gun injuries and deaths by 50% in 10 years, thereby saving up to 200,000 American lives.

This isn’t a plan. This is a goal. This isn’t even a goal, really. It’s wishing upon a star. I could “declare” a “financial emergency” and “set an audacious family goal to make a million dollars next week,” and it would have about the same total effect as this “plan.”


Hold the gun lobby and industry accountable for decades of illegal behavior and misguided policies intended to shield only themselves; reexamine the District of Columbia v. Heller interpretation of the Second Amendment; initiate both FEC and IRS investigations into the NRA, and fully repeal the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act

Ok, that’s more like it. He’s giving us some more steps.

  • Reverse the Supreme Court decision that said the right to keep and bear arms was the right of INDIVIDUALS to keep and bear arms.
  • Instigate some lawfare against a civil rights organization
  • Return to the days when deep pocketed states and localities could sue gun manufacturers for the criminal actions of third parties, lose their case in court, but still win because they bankrupted the gun manufacturer in the process.

Yeah, OK, I see where you’re going here.


Appoint a National Director of Gun Violence Prevention (GVP) who reports directly to the President, with the mandate to operationalize our federal goals and empower existing federal agencies such as the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives (ATF), the Department of Health and Human Services, and the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) – agencies that have all been structurally weakened by the gun lobby. The National Director of GVP would begin by overseeing a down payment of $250 million in annual funding for research by the CDC and other federal agencies on gun violence prevention.

Ok, some more action steps. A bit vague, but…

  • Hire a professional gun hater to work inside the government.
  • Turn the ATF, the DHHS, and the CDC into anti-gun groups. (worse than they already are)
  • Prime the pump of anti-gun “research” by giving a quarter of a billion dollars to Garen Wintermute, David Hemenway, and Arthur Kellermann so they can fake up some more anti-gun statistics rather than get honest jobs.

All right, the picture is getting clearer.


Fully fund targeted interventions addressing the intersectional dimensions of gun violence, including community-based urban violence reduction programs, suicide prevention programs, domestic violence prevention programs, mental and behavioral health service programs, and programs to address police violence in our communities.

Apparently everyone causes “gun violence,” from crazy people to cops. But no good “plan” for more government forgets to slop a little pork barrel spending onto their favored foot soldiers. Can you guess who will be first in line to get a piece of that particular pie? If you said “gun grabber groups” then move to the head of the class.


Automatically register eligible voters and mail voter registration cards to all Americans when they turn 18. Create the “Safety Corps,” a Peace Corps for gun violence prevention. The younger generations are disproportionately affected by gun violence. They should have a say in how their country solves this epidemic.

A “safety corps?” A “Peace Corps for gun violence prevention?” Are they Handgun Hall Monitors? Ballistic Crossing Guards? Seriously?

I, too, think that everyone should be registered to vote. I think that when people turn up at DMV to get their driver’s license they should be offered a voter registration card and a Concealed Handgun Permit card. If we’re trusting you with a 2 ton missile capable of triple digit speeds, we can trust you with a gun and a vote. But I don’t think Camera Hogg agrees on this point.

This “plan,” which is more of a pie-in-the-sky wishlist, needs to be the front and center at the next Dem debate. I’d like to see a show of hands…

2 responses to “The Greatest Gun Control Plan of Our Lives

  1. The California DMV already — kind of — automatically registers those who apply for a Driver License. It’s one mother of a trap, because new immigrants with limited English skills also lack the knowledge to uncheck that box. And registering to vote as a non-US citizen is “false claim of US citizenship,” which is a felony, leading to loss of resident (Green Card) status followed by deportation, once detected. When is this stuff being detected? Years later, when the Green Card holder files for naturalization, tries to become a US citizen, and the comprehensive FBI database check allows the applicant’s SSN to pop up in a voter registry. It never goes away. Thank you, California!

  2. Among young people, gun violence has become a top cause of death, second only to drug overdoses.

    Is nobody going to point out that this is 100% FALSE?

    According to WISQARS, “Homicide, Firearm” is not the second leading cause of death for young people (we’ll say, age 24 and under); it tops at third. Drug overdoses (assuming that falls under WISQARS’ “Unintentional Poisoning” category) isn’t first, either; it tops at second.

    First among nearly ALL age groups, is “Unintentional MV [motor vehicle] Traffic”.

    In NO age group 10 years or above does Suicide take a back seat to Homicide. In NO age group does “Homicide, Firearm” come in any higher than third, and most groups it’s well below that.

    But coming out against “car violence” and “drug violence” doesn’t get the big bucks from Bloomberg, does it?

    It’s only conceivably true if you lump homicides and suicides together — which come to think of it, is something they’ve done for years — but even then doesn’t always add up.